We're into who we're into, and it's nobody else's business. If you're "white" and aren't attracted to "black," that's cool; you do you. If you're "white" and only attracted to "black," that's cool too. And vice versa, and any shades in between. If you want to experience every color of the rainbow before you…

I agree. Guns should only be given to the criminally insane.

Why would you shuffle the keys? That just makes it harder to keep track of which key operates which machine of oppression. Everyone should keep their assigned keys.

You realize you can't just label things you don't like "progressive" simply because you hate progressivism, right?

Graydon Carter is not known for toeing the line on political correctness. Christopher Hitchens wrote his (in)famous "Women Aren't Funny" essay on what amounts to a dare from Graydon.

It's not a "flaw." Casinos are a mathematician's business — they run the numbers on every game extensively. Counting cards works in Blackjack because the House only has about a 2% advantage over a player who who plays perfectly without counting. It doesn't take much beyond perfect play to overcome that 2%. If…

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Also, Shakira is a terrible singer. Yodeling is not singing.

The beauty of being a human being is that, unlike God, we recognize that it is completely unjust to hold children responsible or punish them for the actions of their ancestors.

I wonder how many more big incidents must happen before we are motivated to switch to cards with EMV chips.

I can't stand the fucking cowbell in that song. Or whatever that noise is.

Paradoxically, the effort it takes to get your body fat that low also kills your libido.

Yeah, you'd probably get the same overall effect by climbing a small mountain.

No, they're not wrong about the pull, just the period. The moon orbits the Earth every 28 days, but the Earth rotates every 24 hours. Tides happen twice a day because of the Earth's rotation, not the moon's orbit. The phases of the moon happen because of the relative positions of the Earth, moon, and Sun. The…

The Republican strategy for "reaching out" to women voters after the 2012 election, while simultaneously attempting to make the Democrats look like the bad ones, seems to be to assume you're all fucking morons.

Y'all keep believing in ghosts and avoiding "haunted" real estate. I'll be over here buying a really nice "haunted" house for a ridiculous discount off the market value.

Quotas. Amiright?

Khan Academy: Finance and Capital Markets: Investment Vehicles, Insurance, and Retirement: Hedge Funds

It was one of the throwaway episodes in the earlier seasons. You know, an episode that could be inserted into the season at any point, in any order, because it was causally disconnected from any overarching storylines or character development; entirely self-contained.

The usual argument goes: