“It’s a fucking fact - not an opinion.”

Sub Penis Gets Subpoena

*facepalm*...

I’m pretty sure Obama himself never learned that lesson (or wanted to), so it’s not that wild.

Jimmy wants the last cupcake for himself. Johnny thinks they should split it evenly. Joe says, “the fair thing to do is to give Jimmy 3/4 of it.”

We have two political parties in this country: the unreasonable one; and the one that wants to reason with them.

Yep, it ranks right up there with the all-powerful Bernie Bros tanking Clinton’s candidacy by making her pivot to the left before the general.

Riley Grisar should really be doxxed...and then, well, the sky’s the limit.

Sure, make fun, but some shit-heel is writing that book right now.

As cringy as I often find him, I prefer the Shia LeBeouf method of debating right-wing nutjobs. Either that, or grab their sign/flag and run off with it:

Redeemable.  LOL.  Concern-troll is concerned everyone, look out.

Agree to disagree. As bad as Biden, Buttgiggle, and Beta O’Rank are, they are still head and shoulders above the Great Orange Shitstain.

Nah, you’re wrong. Now, I am not saying this is how it SHOULD be, but pretty much any white male can flip enough Trump swing voters from 2016 who are just sick and tired of the lying, grifting Pussygrabber In Chief.

Don’t we have some large, empty triangular grain elevators they can live in?

Hey, you did the same thing I did. Trump was just too heinous not to hold my nose and vote for Herturnlary.

The only way this could be better is if you’d said, “she would of won.”

It’s almost as if neither of them actually possessed any principles to begin with.

EarlRebound>MBCock

I really like “mitigate legal scenarios” because it is total nonsense. Legal pitfalls, sure, legal issues, ehh maybe, but legal scenarios would be anything that is legal or illegal. As written, I am reading it as he will mitigate all legal scenarios leaving you with only illegal options. At least go to a real…

... I think he might have taken away the wrong lesson from [The Wolf of Wall Street].

Trump supporter is as Trump does.