from the back seat of a cab, the whole world outside becomes entertainment

Jonathan Chait admits he is a soulless scumbag.

So, this is the specific idiot Trump is talking about when he claims the media loves to write about him because he’s exciting or some shit?

You got it. Also, stand by for some more rain and pain:

Never gonna get tired of posting this.

Right-wing republican fascists have no shame or even self awareness. They are dangerous sociopaths that should never be allowed near the levers of power.

You’re thinking too linear. You use the WhiteAllyBackup app (obviously shortened to #WallyApp) and that triggers the #BlackBackup 5 min. after they send the Stans and Lindas.

I sure hope you’re getting paid to be a fanboy and aren’t fanboying for free. That would just be really sad. 

I honestly cannot believe anyone still uses them for consumer banking, their myriad scandals should’ve shattered the spine of that detestable corporation by now, and I really don’t understand why they’re not in the same bin as Enron or Theranos at this point. It maybe takes an hour or two to set up an account at a…

It’s one thing to kiss the ring of the dude who’s in power, but Musk is rich enough that he can equally (or to a greater extent) invest in the people that can either replace the ones in power or set the conditions to do so.  The fact that he doesn’t either means that he doesn’t really care about the future or that…

Am I the only one who finds it ironic that Elon Musk accused someone of pedophilia yet he dates a woman who looks like a pre-tween goth loser enabling her much older “boyfriend/abuser’s” shitty behavior? Sick fucks. They deserve each other.

Elon Musk is basically Edison- someone who got ahead less on his own ingenuity and more on his sociopathic ability to steal work/ideas and take the credit.

Fun fact: Slavery used to just be the cost of doing business too.

Well, I know that I had never heard of Grimes before she started dating Elon Musk, so, you know, I guess she’s getting what she wants out of it, right? Lots and lots of attention. 

Ah, complicit women, I can’t wait until they get kicked to the curb when their masters get a new model.

We all wear masks, some of us just use a mask to cover the fact that we are literal tire fires. 

Close, but both Elons are dumb and bad.

...HOW IS THAT A THING???

Yeah, I don’t really get how Grimes has become such an indie darling. She was a rich girl with extremely well connected parents and attended McGill for five years without completing her degree. Her DIY edginess is a total scam.

So essentially; Grimes (the character) is cool and awesome but unfortunately, Claire Elise Boucher is just another idiot.