As a sacramento native and a high school teacher, let me be the quotable expert on K. J.: fuck, this guy is a sleezebag.

Anyone who chooses to spend time with Michelle Rhee has got to be a shitstain of the highest order.

Friday fish fry! A Wisconsin tradition right up there with choking in the playoffs, voting against our won best interests, and DUI!

Yeah cuz you know...when the boat docks...you can’t like...get off the boat or anything.

It’s really disappointing to me that the illustrator chose to illustrate Italian beef as some kind of plated meal when it’s obviously a sandwich.

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To be fair, the germ argument is the same for any densely populated area.

I do not believe this is correct.

I live in Indiana and I can honestly say that not only have I never tasted Lemon Rice Soup, I have never seen or heard those three words together before. Ever.

i don’t want to live on this planet anymore

Emoticons,

Or, you know, not cared at all because two consenting adults can do that sort of thing. But keep on truckin’, dude. I’m sure that autographed Bill O’Reilly loofah will arrive any day now.

Yeah Greg, when are you and Deadspin going to acknowledge all the people climate scientists murdered and tortured in their inquisition .

What a vapid paragraph. To claim something that has already been overwhelmingly proven to be true is not true is the definition of intellectual dishonesty. What he is claiming is not an opinion b/c it is not based in reality. That’s the whole fucking point.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but no one is entitled to their own facts.

“We can’t know that climate change is occurring because science doesn’t exist that allows us to project in the future” is not an opinion.

Anyone that’s iffy on climate change, go read the IPCC AR5 synthesis report. The AR5 Synthesis Report Summary should be sufficient.

No shit. All these posts how “these guys give motorcyclists a bad name” are failing to see the point that these aren’t motorcycle enthusiasts so much as drug runners who happen to ride motorcycles.

So based on this bizarre hiring, the long leash he’s getting compared to other public faces at ESPN, and the fact that one ESPN personality (Schilling) got off scot free while suggesting evolution is a hoax while another (Law) got suspended for level-headedly explaining to Schilling why he was wrong, it all begs the…

Commenter doesn’t know the difference between commenter and reporter. Comes to Deadspin to complain about Deadspin.