"...unless she's gonna sleep with me." is the rest of that sentence.

And if people like him ever think for a second that they might lose an election, they just redraw the lines on the maps to ensure the areas voting for them fall in line with their views. Bingo, instant guaranteed votes.

Also, you keep going on about how these officials are elected by the people, so they deserve what they get.

Also, it's not just elected officials. Nobody elected that General who, a while back, stated that Jesus was coming back to judge us all and that this nation needs to follow the Bible to the letter.

I was agreeing with you, ding-dong. I'm just reiterating what everyone is mad about - that there are asshole in power that WANT this to be a theocracy, and would skin us all alive to see it happen.

I was born in the South but move far, far, far north. I have no desire to go back.

Not a bad idea, but I'd be worried this would bring further alienation and possibly violence against the tribes.

Yeah, and besides, who cares what happens to the baby once it's born? Just so long as it's brought to term like THE LORD JESUS CHRIST wants it to be, then it's on its own!

You're right, it's not a theocracy, but there are many in power who think this is a "Christian Nation" and try to act as such. These are people who are actively trying to make the laws of this nation and the "laws" of the Bible one and the same.

I say we abandon the south, en masse, and leave it for the fundamentalists to run.

"I've got a great idea! Let's take away women's access to healthcare, force them to have children they can't support, and then blame THEM when they go on welfare! And then, we can take away the welfare! THAT WILL SURELY FIX EVERYTHING!"

I read stories like this and wonder when men will wake up to their ACTUAL worth, as opposed to their self-assessed worth.

Total agreement on all points, then.

I agree, but ideally it should be shut down before drinking even comes into the equation.

We can laugh at this (I did because it's a pretty funny article), but this mentality seems to be prevalent among young men. There are a lot of message board full of teenage men being taught that if you're not "Alpha" (domineering, aggressive, always 100% confident) then you are not a real man. It's an attempt to latch…

Let's just take all the fun, throw it in a little wicker basket, and set the basket ablaze.

Satire so absurd only an idiot could be offended! 10/10!

This is clearly an attempt by The Matriarchy to normalize the oppression and feminization of attractive alpha males in an attempt to control their material assets, which we all know is the only thing hypergamous females want in a man. Furthermore, the inclusion of [insert non-western culture here]'s symbols proves…

I wasn't raised with the "boys should never hit girls under any circumstances" rule.

Here's a fun anecdote: