Few points of clarification that I felt should note regarding bedbugs that didnt get mentioned:

I can’t wait to be old enough and hammered enough in a bar at 2:30 in the afternoon that a punch to the head from a pro fighter doesn’t even phase me. A young, drunk buck would have tried to retaliate. This grizzled old man doesn’t even give McGregor the satisfaction of being preturbed.

A little over a year ago, my wife landed a new job at a different company and it’s probably the best job she’s ever had in her adult life. The commute is pretty close, her coworkers are friendly, the job itself is challenging but not entirely overwhelming and she gets along really well with her direct supervisor (and…

Drunk Irish guy punches other drunk Irish guy. This is the kind of scoop I come to Deadspin for.

Somebody's white uncle would like you to know it was Hillary, sir.

It’s almost like, maybe instead of having a war on drugs and heavy handed gun control, we should worry about building communities and keeping families together, so that young men don't grow up to see Gang member as a valid career path.

I get asked is how much did I charge for <blank> service. People want to know your “worth” so they can decide where you belong.

which one?  

Wait, how did we go from a renewable resource in aluminum cans to Tetra Packs, which are woefully difficult to recycle?

Well at some point you will probably need to do the reverse of the action as in pushing yourself up from a prone position. Additionally, not all exercises are exact representations of the way we are going to use those muscles in practice, but are actions that have been shown to be effective at training a particular…

because he’s had the cabinet seat Beto’s running for locked up for a decade at this point

I think this is true of many of the candidates from battleground states. I think they’re waiting for a ‘Howard Dean’ moment from the front runners (which was the result of a high sensitivity mic and was drowned out by the crowd) to see if they can step in.

I agree! Personally, i literally take in zero news via TV. Ever. However, i realize that is not the case for large swathes of our country.

Emotional support animals are nonsense.  Take a Xanax like the rest of us.

The corruption is so deeply rooted at this point that there’s no excising it.  The only answer is to burn it down and build something new from scratch.  

For Penis

And how they treated Mighty Mouse is pathetic.

I feel like a bit of a cult of personality enveloped him, and it went to his head.

But part of the issue is that we take steps to prevent those other kind of deaths. Meanwhile, we do fuck all about guns.