Why? Do you know Bill?

Cut the cord.

Castro wears lifts. Biden has plugs.

Gemini was once on Press Your Luck.

I know this sounds crazy, but why not just ban all cigarettes until they can make them with 0% nicotine? 

Allow an addictive product into the market.

Why doesn’t Ted from accounting have his Super Bowl ring?

Cheney did nothing to her. It was Richard Armitage that leaked her name to Robert Novak

It’s probably Richard Armitage.

She can just make up shit and no one will be able to say “You’re full of shit, Plame.” Becauseher retort will always be “Proove I didn’t ‘live it’ in North Korea.” After all, it’s not like her former bosses can say yes or no to anything she claims she did.

Richard Armitage blew her cover.

Did Ms. Bloom still cash Harvey’s checks? Or did she ‘deeply regret’ working with him to the point where she gave the checks to charity?

Don’t forget his love affair with the Emiratis.

I side with ‘B’.

So, how much was he paid to shovel shit for Theranos? 

I assumed that it was a “Murder on the Orient Express” type of thing, where everyone kills the victim.

Dean Cain too busy for this role?

Nothing to see here. You can literally buy the stuff on Amazon.

Didn’t John Oliver just do a segment about how anyone can create a Guinness World Record if they pay them enough money?

“In 2011 the Air Force Academy graduate and former Marine had another dust-up that ended up costing the city big money.”