He no longer is an applicant once he has a visa.

The visa gives them the right.

Lick an ice cream cone during post match interview.

Just had the CRISPR talk with my kid this morning.  Sigh.

And you are still friends? 

...and bar them from the USA for five years.

So much truth within your statement.

“Applicants must demonstrate...”

FWIW: There was an email going around a few years ago that showed how much money presidential appointed ambassadors donated to the campaign.

I have never thought of using the FEC website. But, when I see celebrities claim they are “poltically neutral” I check out opensecrets to see who they have donated to.

However, how many of them were told they were star athletes as kids?

Are they still together?

Do they really need a warrant?  Who owns the video produced (and stored) by Ring?  Is it the customer or Amazon?

Less sardonic input from me:

Spending Monday morning in the office answering “no” to the question “Did you catch the game yesterday?”

I had to tell my daughter to stop calling our dog her sibling last week.

Had a coworker that bought a vest on Ebay for their bog while flying overseas. They had no proper paperwork, but they knew that no one would push the issue if they pitched a fit. 

Captain was afraid that millions of Karens would be upset with him of Facebook if he kicked the dog out of the first class seat.

Support dog =/= Service dog.

Why the hyphens in the article? I mean I can type “This is fucked up” right here in the comments section.