For the record, Condi never hung out with Bill Clinton on the tarmac talking about the grand kids.

I assumed they were the ones that called Child Protective Services on kids that got in trouble a lot.

I just tell them “I’ve moved”. 

How much longer until schools do away with valedictorian speeches?

Where is Hawkeye?

Nah, he should look more like a rugby player

This.

With graduation week upon us, I have many students and now-former students trying to give me a hug. Alas, I pull back and stick out my hand for a handshake.

Or, he is just an introvert and likes his space and privacy. Therefore, he treats other the same.

Keanu and Jerry should do a team up movie.

The guy pulling the strings was Al-Bashir’s right hand man. We can’t really claimed to be shocked that this shit is going on within Khartoum.

CNN has a major international hub in Abu Dhabi.

The Saudi government is scared shitless that the next Arab Spring will be in the streets of Riyadh.

You really feel that way?

So...to hide the fact that you’re using steroids?

Clarification questions:

“The website for the embassy in Santiago, Chile, shows a video of the chief diplomat raising a rainbow flag last month for the International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia and Biphobia.”

Nah. Pompeo 

At one of our embassies overseas, the State Department hosted a film viewing each week. The themes of these films changed each month (movie about jazz, movies about pets, etc.).