For the record, Condi never hung out with Bill Clinton on the tarmac talking about the grand kids.

I assumed they were the ones that called Child Protective Services on kids that got in trouble a lot.

I just tell them “I’ve moved”. 

How much longer until schools do away with valedictorian speeches?

Where is Hawkeye?

Nah, he should look more like a rugby player

This.

With graduation week upon us, I have many students and now-former students trying to give me a hug. Alas, I pull back and stick out my hand for a handshake.

Or, he is just an introvert and likes his space and privacy. Therefore, he treats other the same.

Keanu and Jerry should do a team up movie.

1979: “Kids, don’t talk to strangers.”

The guy pulling the strings was Al-Bashir’s right hand man. We can’t really claimed to be shocked that this shit is going on within Khartoum.

CNN has a major international hub in Abu Dhabi.

The Saudi government is scared shitless that the next Arab Spring will be in the streets of Riyadh.

You really feel that way?

So...to hide the fact that you’re using steroids?

Sort of like the arsonist fire fighter.

For f*cks sake, even Bob Saget told people to stop sending in their videos of animals being hurt to ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ back in 1989.

Never heard of this “Natural News”.