Nerds are simply smart enough to know that winning a fight is done with words, not fists.

Nah, I predict that within a few years, schools will stop allowing students to give speeches. 

Valedictorian =/= objectively smartest people

Why does this show get so much press?

“Want to go to the ice cream shop with me?”

Stopped reading at “trilogy”.

Did I wonder over to Jezebel?

Can someone explain to me why an offensive lineman needs to include 50 yard sprints? To replicate their responsibilities on the field, they should be doing much different drills to prepare them for games.

One question and one comment:

Question: How many of these countries listed have the 6-month rule simply to try to get bribe money out of travelers? I was teaching in one of the countries listed above and had to take a group of students to a neighboring country for a sporting event. I was stopped by a guy in a uniform…

I’m not a lobbyist. I’m a consultant!

SNL 1970s - Cast with amazing potential that were not “ready for prime time”.

• Their markings: Some dads have mustaches. Others do not!

Vitamin B + Exercise.

Although winning a pro debut does not equate to earning a championship, Patricio Manuel’s opponents in the ring are men.

Peanut butter deserves to be with ice cream

Reminds me of Buster Mathis Sr.

Is that why artillery has lots of ads on AFN?

Move to his district and run against him.  Please.

No one stopped the guy from getting on the stage. Then, after he was tossed off the stage by the event organizers and her husband, no chargers were filed?

Not unlike Wilder.