1. Wake up.

My favorite when when they did a story on Ray Lewis making as ass out of himself. Then, I had to scroll past an ad for...

Any of them hacked?

Or, just do what boxing does:

Hope Al Jazeera covers this.

Nothing that a little campaign contribution can’t fix.

I assumed it meant that adults should have some face-to-Face conversations with each other or read a book.

Tesla needs to dump it’s celebrity and get a real CEO.

Is James Mattis on the board of directors?

Read the headline and assumed it was going to be one of his Letterman performances.

Makes Askren’s championship reign that more impressive.

So, are we going to go to war with Iran or not?

I haven’t seen ONE since Ben left. But, during this last fight, they didn’t announce what he or his opponent weighed.

2008: No one should be hiring Robert Downey Jr.

Was hoping for a much older Batman. One that is old and uses his brain rather than brawn to beat up the bad guys.

“I personally do not think we can afford to take in, house, and provide for every single person who wants to come to this nation...”

When can us poor people get this app?

Candidate A wins Maine by a wide margin.

“Body Autonomy” That’s a new term that I have seen a few times this week. It sounds like a euphemism that anti-VAXXers would like.

Russia is the reason why I received a D+ in 9th grade French class.