Honestly, I was hoping that the end of Endgame was going to be Steve waking up from his slumber in the plane, frozen. Whereas the entire MCU was a dream.

How many of the pilots are taking a medication to help “keep them alert” during these visions?

One moved to DC in 1990. The other in 1972.

I remember an interview with Biden on The Daily Show back in 2004. Jon asked him about past campaigned and he chuckled as he mentioned making up a bunch of shit about his family as central to his campaigner message was was his thing.

Is America really going to elect someone president that has been a fixture of DC politics since 1972?

Passport PSA:

America: Don’t do drugs.

“or not traveling on behalf of the government”

9 million is insignificant?

Has any non-US citizen arriving to the US been able to successfully decline the facial recognition software...specifically women wearing a burka or niqab?

As a US citizen, I have been left off the census.

Growing up, I used to love Dunkin. Then, I left the US to teach for a number of years. When I came back, I had a Dunkin. It was the most disgusting sickly-sweet thing I had sipped in my entire life. Has it always been this crappy?

I am shocked Chik-Fil-A was even part of this survey.

Heroes? 

Guy driving the gettaway car still gets the same amount of jail as the guy with the note demanding the teller for cash.

Women make up 12% of the US military. Men make up 88%.

How about Joe DiMaggio Day?

Christopher Columbus never stepped foot on any piece of land that would one day become the United State of America.

I’m a high school coach. I get a lot of tournament tshirts given to me by tournament directors.  Every couple of years, my wife turns a couple dozen into a blanket.  They’re comfy.

I thought your comment was going to end differently.