How did the Zamboni driver feel?

Did he win the purple state you live in?

NFL is still a thing?

No need to body shame.

She isn’t taking Omar seriously.  She is just using this as a way to critique Trump.

First glance I thought it said Ronin.

Screw it. I’m in too!

I want more:

How about if I continue 15% tips, but say something nice on Yelp?

Tell the DOD that

You don’t want to subsidize the Restaurant Industrial Complex?

Or, call it a national emergency and have the Military Industrial Complex come up with solutions.  Then, congress will allocate a trillion dollars to mental health issues.

What’s the Australian embassy in London’s take on this matter?

Kids have been kicked out of boarding schools for less.

Also, hair plugs

But, but, but, he got to decide what we call “red states” and “blue states”. He labeled conservative states “red” as to not confuse liberal with “communists”.

Or, don’t buy an Alexa.

I miss ABC’s Wide World of Sports.

Bostonian here. I assumed USC was...well...a private college for kids that couldn’t get into the decent public universities within the California university system, but could afford the tuition.

But, what if he leaks classified information when the political party I like is in the White House?