What would Squeakers, the opsec hamster, think of this?

Fun Fact:

Rescued a street dog while teaching overseas. We did the cheek-swab and paid the money to the “Dog DNA” testers.

The reply we got was “we have no idea what kind of dog he is. We only have 300 breeds in our database. Please call _________ to get your refund.”

Started teaching at boarding school. Sure, I lived with my students and had to work weekends. However, my rent was free; I ate all my meals in the cafeteria; I worked out at the school’s gym; and only went to the movies when I was on weekend duty.

Positively 

It’s all about the bumper sticker

Honest question:  Do you have kids?

It’s all about the bumper sticker

“I wish there was a politician who had the balls to say that they don’t plan to try and keep those jobs in America because pursuing that objective would be dumb policy.”

When I read articles about Bet, I ask myself: “why?”

I assume it is the oil they cook them in.

McD’s fries in India are phenomenal.

...and it’s just “chicken and broccoli” that gets Hollywood actors ready for parts where they have to put on 30 lbs of muscle.

Well, the “pump & dump” is how Joe Kennedy went from rich to uber-rich. And they’re still a thing.

Yes. I believe all of the Ivys have that process now. Due to their multi-billion dollar endowments, tuition is based upon whatever the family can pay.

A diuretic of some sort?

Why cheat on the SAT?

Wait, these are sailing and water polo coaches.

Rubio understands that he is not a member of the Executive Branch, right?

And that’s how Nick Fury lost his eye.