During our senior banquet, my coach simply told everyone in attendance that I “never lived up to my potential”. Not a trashy comment, but it felt like a dagger in the heart.

The ole’ “I’m just a comedian” defense.

No. Because if they look too deeply into it, they will turn up too many Colonels and Generals makings a quick buck off the Saudis (and Emiratis) as “consultants”.

Hmmm...and yet the UAE has nuclear power plants. Why can’t the Saudis get the same deal as their cousins?

DC wants to retire by the time he turns 40. That’s next month.

What about measuring passenger weight?

Where we live, backyard chickens are pretty popular.

I interviewed at an elementary school not far from there a few years ago.

So, is he going to run for president in 2020 or is he going to challenge AOC in 2020?

So, when does McCabe’s book come out?

Zoe Baired.

Then, who pray-tell will raise the children of the NY/DC/LA elite?

She got Zoe Baired-ed

I wish this man a speedy recovery.

Some kids in my classroom stand for the pledge. Some do not.

No one should feel guilty for reading/hearing an article within a news outlet and think to themselves “hmmmm....there must be more to the story than what we are being told; things just don’t add up.”

I quit drinking once I hit 40.

Putin, the only judo blackbelt in history to not get cauliflower ear.

Does this mean he won’t run for president?

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