But, football players have an extra layer of fat, called “blubber” that protects them from the cold.

- Video of him, but not of the attack.

“because I associated athleticism with intensive competition.”

A few years ago, I worked at a school that dropped PE completely to make room for more academic classes.

2:00am

...what about the FBI?  Is it mean to lie to them?  Or can we only lie to local cops?

A few years ago, I worked at a school that dropped PE all together to make room for more academic classes.

I hated PE too. However, my dislike was due to it simply being “recruitment” for the football coaches. The vast majority of time, we played sports that kids could already play for the school: football, basketball, hockey (floor-not-ice).

Why do people assume he wouldn’t take Trump voters?

Wait, this took place on the Mass Pike?  I’m waiting for Mahk’s take on this.

“That’ll be a dollar twenty-five.”

“We understand the importance of recognizing female hockey players”

...and yet, we still call 22 year old quarterbacks and 20 year old point-guards “kids”.

The basement has an attic 

I like that you used the word “whinge”.  

A little lesson in the history of gender assigned colors:

Before we had our kids, we had no party. We wanted to be left alone.

Lasagna is the most overrated dish there is.

Can someone explain to me what a “gender reveal party” is? Is it just another gift-grab for the parents?

I cut back on drinking significanly once we started a family. Not because I would get hungover, but because drinking just one glass of wine at dinner (or two beers watching sports on TV) would lead to me having to pee at least twice throughout the night.