“That’ll be a dollar twenty-five.”

“We understand the importance of recognizing female hockey players”

...and yet, we still call 22 year old quarterbacks and 20 year old point-guards “kids”.

The basement has an attic 

I like that you used the word “whinge”.  

A little lesson in the history of gender assigned colors:

Before we had our kids, we had no party. We wanted to be left alone.

Lasagna is the most overrated dish there is.

Can someone explain to me what a “gender reveal party” is? Is it just another gift-grab for the parents?

I cut back on drinking significanly once we started a family. Not because I would get hungover, but because drinking just one glass of wine at dinner (or two beers watching sports on TV) would lead to me having to pee at least twice throughout the night.

The local McDonalds is the only indoor playground in town. You bet when it is raining, snowing, or freezing rain, I bring our three year old there to play in the indoor play area.

I was going to write a well thought out rebuttal to Mr. Brand, but then the Alexa ad came on to remind me that dads can’t watch their baby for an entire day without their schedule created by their wife.

Wait, are we getting rattled by other videos that may be showcasing an honest reputation of a particular event?

Lying about what?

Ironic since Mr. Phillips is being investigated for participating in stolen valor.

But, isn’t that where they were supposed to catch their bus?

But, that’s the issue. I didn’t see anything with my own eyes. Rather, I saw what someone’s lens wanted me to see.

What makes you think they need replacing?

Both teams that won today are from larger TV markets than their opponents.  Should we really pretend we are shocked that the bad calls go their way?

The teams from the two larger TV markets won today? I’m shocked!