Detroit is awesome. Your take is tired and shitty.

You forgot Milwaukee and Indianapolis, but yes.

Better than living in Cleveland. Or Cincinnati. Or Indy. Or Philly.

Honestly, this is the future...why on earth should I spend thousands, deal with traffic, eat overpriced dreck and get a worse experience than I can on my giant tv at home on the couch? Sure, playoffs and such can be wonderful but, frankly, why not save the season tix money and scalp some playoff tix if you’re…

Seriously. Get the fuck out with this concern trolling on Ivanka’s behalf.

Seriously. Get the fuck out with this concern trolling on Ivanka’s behalf.

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

In 20 years if Sasha Obama is an advisor to a president and wants to lie about her youth, she should be held to account too.

Dolphins fans are hoping it’s Jay Cutler

That push was the same thing that results in hockey players destroying a goalie when they’re being blocked from behind. He felt a touch on his back, decided he could sell it as the cause of a hit, and went down into Smith’s legs. Yeah, he got pushed a little, but you don’t go down like that from a little shove on the…

I can almost see an alternate reality where LeBron blows out his knee as a high school freshman and becomes an intellectual or a Senator or something.

Thank you for your service.

Man, I love LeBron James. He’s a guy with virtually no formal education who has taken control of his platform to maximize his leverage at every single turn: he’s got a seat among billionaires and isn’t “feeling lucky just to be here.” I hope he becomes a gazillionaire and buys the league.

Ds what

As an athiest, I take exception to your claim that we all have souls. But keep living the dream.

they are the same fucking paper!!!

People seem to forget that Melania was upset when her ability to profit off of being FLOTUS was affected negatively.

Mikey Day was never on MadTV but he did voices for the show Mad which was basically like a toned down Robot Chicken (another show Day did voices on)

Those episodes were also middling.

Again Baldwin as Trump laid a giant egg—just wasn’t funny. And I bet the reason why is simple: our pathologically lying shithead of a president is so over-the-top, such a braying ignoramus, there’s nothing left from a distortion standpoint so to make fun of Orange Dumbass.