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It’s a shame she didn’t stick around a few months longer to see Trump get his butt kicked but at the very least she lived long enough to see most of her causes die pathetic wheezing deaths.

Don’t forget “using your position as Secretary of State to coordinate with Nobel Peace Prize winners and a charity that was related to an upcoming government program.” Oh, the humanity!

You clearly are blind.

Though of course shoulder to head is also targeting.

What? How the hell is spearheading a helmet into another helmet “as safe a hit as it gets”? That is one of the most dangerous hits there are. It’s only in the textbooks of 80's sports movie villains, you raging lunatic.

What fucked up textbook have you been using?!

no she is referring to the “it” as herself which is why i wrote that she was deploying black men as “both object and misogynist,” although i’m mad now that i didn’t write “both object and objectifier,” as parallelism would have been better writing. fuck.

I mean, perhaps this dude was looking at her thinking, “How rude of her to be looking at her cellphone during a fancy event!” Or maybe he was just staring into space in her general direction.

I’M A FUCKING QWEEEEEEN!!

ATTENTION WHITE SISTREN: BLACK MEN DO NOT OWE YOU THEIR ATTENTIONS, SEXUAL OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THEIR BODILY AUTONOMY, ESPECIALLY GIVEN HISTORICAL DENIAL OF SAID BY YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE.

I watched three episodes of Girls and couldn’t believe how much it lacked self unawareness. I kept waiting for the punch line— waiting for it to reveal itself as a parody of stereotypical Millenials, waiting for it to let me know it was in on the joke: Hannah is terrible! But I kept watching and came to the horrific

Just a couple of Tea Party soccer moms chattin’ at Panera!

There is absolutely nothing about Lena Dunham that I enjoy.

Lest we remind you that it was JEZEBEL that couldn’t get enough of Dunham when her show first premiered. I and many others kept commenting that she was over-rated as fuck and no one at Jezebel would listen.

The thing that really blows my mind about this is that the Chargers knew that Goff and Wentz were going to go 1-2 in some order once the Eagles-Browns trade happened, so they knew who would be available and could have entered into contract negotiations (even if just cursory negotiations) with Bosa at that point and

He goes back into the draft next year, and the Chargers will be prohibited from picking him again.

I worked in an NFL front office for a spell (as a total lackey, this is not a humblebrag) and yes. When 90+% of your revenues are guaranteed for the year no matter what you do during said year, it’s not exactly a breeding ground for business excellence.

I think the most overlooked fact in these discussions is Bosa’s family.

A couple million *only in the ridiculously unlikely scenario their #3 overall pick is so bad they cut him during his rookie contract*. Let’s not act like they’re actually negotiating over total expected compensation, the Chargers just want to maintain a position where every single draft pick is subjected to the worst

I am constantly amazed at the lack of professionalism many “professional” people display. The front offices of sports teams in particular seem to be a breeding ground for this type of “professional”.