After seeing Tejada and Kang get their legs snapped last season, I’m okay with the rule. Screw unwritten rules and “playing the game the right way.”

I don’t care who you root for, Bautista knowingly and willfully reached out to grab Forsythe’s leg. Fuck that piece of shit, he lost his team the game. I hope the AL East comes down to a half game and they’re out, and we look back and think of this game. Fuck ‘em.

Reminds me of Louis CK on Trump:

“SCHEFTER: I went in with the idea that this guy is a monster. I came out of there with a very different feeling. I came out of there feeling this is a guy who has managed to say the wrong things at the wrong time.” This is the same kind of apologist bullshit mental gymnastics that have people thinking Donald Trump…

Chiropracty is licensed in many states and is covered under traditional health insurance too, that doesn’t mean it’s anything other than a massage at best or something that can harm you badly or kill you at worst.

Naturopaths shouldn’t be allowed to treat anyone no matter what their age.

I’m no wrestling fan, but how bout you list for us all the things you enjoy?

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

When I was in college and didn’t know any better, I went on a date with some guy who took me Frisbee golfing. He kept insisting he wasn’t really that into it, that he just played with some guys from work, but then how come you have a travel case for all your Frisbees, which are sorted by ideal distance and trajectory?

Hey heyyyy neighbor!

It’s DISC GOLF BRO —really insufferable dudes I went to college with

As long as we’re all agreed Frisbee golf sucks.

I live in SE Michigan. There are six golf courses in a ten mile radius from my house. There are 26 in my county. I call this excessive.

the thing that really bothers me with that pic: the additional floor lamp plugged into the socket for better lighting.

How is this bush league? Is there a rule being broken - aside from Spoelstra by being at least slightly on the court?

No, Spoelstra standing half on court and half off is bush league. Huerta’s taking advantage of a coach getting away with intruding into the area of play. If Spo were all the way back he wouldn’t have had room to pull this off, probably. Lots of coaches do this, I feel like Spo’s one of the worst (really respect him…

This is a dumb fucking take.

Why should Detroit fans, who Jackson was posturing for, give any fucks what is appreciated by Russell Westbrook and the Thunder? Westbrook hates the media so much but has no problem using them to snipe about losing. Love him on the court, but this is some real bullshit.

Did you cut out the five paragraphs of why Westbrook is ridiculous for being angry about another player celebrating, while also lauding that other player for “having fun” or whatever? Or does that only apply when it happens in baseball?

Good lord, that’s like Monty Python’s “Argument Clinic Sketch” ... but involving real people, one of who is running for president!! Crap on a stick...