I’m glad he’s retiring. Now he can help his wife address her HGH problem.

I love that Peyton manning stories are always embedded with Miller lite ads now. Fuck Peyton manning.

I’m looking forward to seeing how he can shoehorn an analogy between his career and “that delicious little yellow pepper they put in the box” at his retirement speech.

11 of Mort’s previous 12 retirement reports were considered premature.

Peyton manning always creeped me out but I brushed it off. Now I realize how much of a creeper he actually is, and I wonder if he has a soul or if it had been replaced by Papa johns dark magic.

This is like complaining about a headline after the Superbowl. Literally. Spoilers don’t extend to sports.

its a live sporting event.....

He’s not talking to conservatives. He’s talking to Trump supporters, who by definition, are in thrall with celebrity for its own sake.

It is important to understand that people who do horrible things aren’t monsters. They are humans who made horrible choices. I think calling them Monsters takes away their agency and their responsibility for making those choices.

Really?

(Wait, wait, wait, I can’t even formulate the proper Quinzeespeak mentally to respond to this nonsense.

‘Judge Chin says evidence of ball tampering was “compelling, if not overwhelming.”’

The judge in the previous case seemed very pro-NFL if you believed what the reporters were saying, and look how that turned out.

I honestly don’t think it’s right for the person in charge of the punishment be the same person who hears the appeal. It’s redundant and makes no logical sense.

They’re still fucking around with this bullshit?

If the NFL wins this appeal, Brady appealing is a given. But I think it will be necessary for Kraft to sue the NFL. Time to up the stakes, get those draft picks back, and put Goodell in his place. This is unbelievable.

What also seemed to help the Pistons is they were all over the passing lanes, lots of rangy arms knocking passes away and leading to transition points. Not one who says the NBA doesn’t play defense, but they played like their lives depended on it that night, I couldn’t believe how many passes were tipped/knocked…

I get it, but also, isn’t it actually his fault? He could certainly decline the money, or not ask for money at all, whichever one of those is appropriate. Yes, yes, what right-thinking American wouldn’t take free money, but he is in fact permitted to have some principles.

Why? Because he “turned around” the Caps by being gifted Ovechkin? I don’t know why he is so popular in DC. He’s the typical greedy owner, that led the charge for the last NHL lockout. Just cause he’s not Dan Snyder doesn’t mean he’s a good owner.

This is gonna sound insensitive but I honestly have NO desire or wish for all these reboots. Gilmore Girls, Full House, X files...the talk of Friends. There is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much good TV out there to waste time on what Emma is doing in college. Who the fuck cares?