Thank you! I was coming here to write the same thing. And fuck office birthday cards. I always write the same thing on office bday or goodbye cards: “get well soon”.

I personally believe the worst thing about internet comments is fact that they have robbed me of my illusion/theory of the worst societies of history having happened because of ignorance.

Bill should just make eggs for the whole family. It’s the 2010s, man.

Rugby does this, the “penalty try,” and it really helps clean up play near the try line.

I’m not trying to make a judgment call, but since he basically just admitted to trying to intentionally injure another player, isn’t it likely he’ll face some sort of suspension now?

Punched his girlfriend in the face? That boy a bitch.

God the Seahawks are just the worst.

Look, like it or not, television is in part a visual medium. If the marketplace for sports news demands young, attractive presenters, then Fox executives would be nothing short of negligent if OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT REALLY WHAT JASON WHITLOCK LOOKS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Maybe now Vivek will finally realize that it’s hard to defend yourself when you’re outnumbered.

Fuck that noise. They filed for divorce over a year ago. She’s not Barnes’ property. I disliked Fisher as much as anybody, he was a weasely agent’s tool as the union head, but two adults dating is just that.

Alright, let’s recap the last few days between the two of us:

So Carmelo had a small run of three weeks or so where he wasn’t totally shitty and tried to play within the framework of an offense and he’s generally regarded as good? Even though that was a month ago and he’s back to pounding the ball in isolation, taking bad shot after bad shot, while not caring of defense. He is…

Bill is campaigning on her behalf. Hillary was very involved in his presidency. Anybody who is pretending that, whatever the state of this marriage, they aren’t a cohesive political team is kidding themselves.

I thought it was one of the more obnoxious renditions I’ve ever seen but we’re an obnoxious country so everything that I hated about it was perfectly American. In that sense, I agree it was the best. (Am I the only one who was reminded of Effie in The Hunger Games?)

I think that Gaga is such an effing try-hard. I hated her Sound of Music tribute and I will hate her Bowie tribute. The American national anthem is a song that begs to be oversung, so she nailed this. A+ patriotic melodrama, Gaga.

yeah, I still don’t get the weird obsession women have with her

Yeah, and he’s got a lot of people who worship him. There’s almost no coverage of the HGH scandal. Though the sexual assault is obviously way more disturbing.

That new song of hers sucks cold limp tool. The halftime show was atrocious even by NFL standards. Perhaps it’s time to do away with these moronic spectacles entirely, as I can’t imagine that anyone actually enjoyed that dismal slop.

Yeah, combine the edge his being white gives him with the fact that this happened in the mid/late 90s and it’s not that surprising that it (mostly) went away.

The choreography is nice but Beyoncé still can’t sing worth shit.