The Blazers should have had Doc adopt McCollum. Then Doc would have insisted that he play at least 30 minutes.

My favorite headline was: “BIGFOOT FOUND: Tells How He Loves Twinkies and Fears Halle Berry”

“It’s getting hot in here, so give me all your takes!”

Nice of Kobe to honor his hometown team by playing like a 76 year-old.

Don’t let Jordan Sargent see this post. He might use it to out the heckling fan as gay.

In related news, Caldwell-Pope put the clamps on Russ last night. He has also destroyed Wade and Beal defensively this year, and forced Curry into his worst game of the year (which was still 22 on 18 shots, because Curry is God.)

You’re Danny Kanell, right?

Both racist and not funny. Good Kinja.

So, can we please stop with this “Cool Pope” nonsense. He is slightly more progressive than his predecessors, but he is still extremely regressive in so many ways. People expecting him to bring significant change/progress within the Catholic Church are going to be extremely disappointed.

That’s a long calendar.