Um, she’s raising money. Charities in Africa aren’t too particular about the whole “white people potentially exploiting black people according to some Americans sitting on the couch in their nice apartments”. They have immediate and horrible needs. So, if they can co-opt some well-meaning white person to help them…

It’s illegal. Doesn’t matter that what they did was good. It’s illegal. The easiest way to kill a good liberal program is to illustrate non-compliance with Federal law.

I am certain we don't need more reasons to dislike those dudes.

There is only one way to eat mac and cheese, and it ain't sensibly.

No them, no here. Pretty simple.

So, whaddya think happened to the Monster marketing guy who went to the office one day and said, “Guys, we have a ridiculous opportunity in the Japanese 4-banger mod demo. I’m talking huge bucks in free advertising alone. I’ve already ordered 50,000 decals.”

I’ve wondered before, now I’m straight up asking...why not say,”...to prevent motorization...”, or,”...use of motors...”, or just, “...cheating.”?

Yeah, no. Ours is a secular society, with guarantees of equal protection under the law. Public servants don’t swear to uphold their interpretation of whatever it is they think God might have said, they swear to uphold the Constitution. Which document, I might add, forbids the establishment of religion. If a civil…

If I were a citizen of Mississippi, I’d be utterly unsurprised. The place is Kazakhstan, without the glitz.

1. Get on the court.

It’s pretty clear they didn’t have a good case. No matter how strongly we might feel, rape isn’t dissimilar from any other crime in that there are evidentiary standards that must be met and doubt that must be eliminated in order for a successful prosecution.

Yeah, it worked out so badly for Cleveland. Why would Miami ever want to do something like that, mend a fence and win a championship? That’s crazy.

No matter what one thinks of Maxim, it had an audience. A huge audience. An audience that had declared for a particular type of content. (Frankly, hot, skinny women have always sold the shit out of magazines, especially those marketed to women.) An audience that was unashamed of its preferences. And so, even as print…

It probably has 3000 miles on it.

We have no shot, because our youngsters just don't play against the same level of talent day in and out. We have no analogue for the competition in other countries at lower levels.

You ever been to upstate NY? That water was death awaiting. I'm talking cold, really cold. Even with a life jacket, he still would have croaked if he had to spend any significant time in that river.

If she pulled the drain plug and took away his paddle, I think I’m comfortable with saying “Woman murdered fiancé by...”. I mean, c’mon.

It should be called the Hinkie-Amaro award, for Christ’s sake. Or the Hinkie-Amaro-Wade award. Or the Hinkie-Amaro-Wade-Kelly award. The HAWK.

That makes no sense. Teams want to win. They employ some of the more execrable people on the planet to do so, across all sports. If Miami had another shot to get Lebron, and thought they had a bona fide shot to do and win the title, of course they’d do it. Money and winning, that’s what teams want. It’s hard to get…

Just imagine a life where moving to Cleveland is a win...