Be serious, dude. Love them all you want, but they were part of a marginalized sport(s, if you’re counting indoor) in the 70’s and early 80’s and they’re still part of one now. I’d don’t give a shit if Seattle draws...the league, the whole league, doesn’t draw. You cannot argue that the league is a rampaging success,…

Those guys care because Seattle and Portland are very unique markets. Portland has nothing besides the Blazers. Seattle people are a) front runners and b) so easily co-opted by marketing bullshit it’s almost unbelievable. A Sounders game is practically a stadium wide game of “Simon says”, and it’s easy to see…

Shirt life is shortened by many things. I work out every morning, pretty hard (have since college, just a habit, and it keeps my sizes stable) and get dressed at the gym. There’s always residual perspiration that no undershirt can truly protect against. Until I left the Northeast, I was using public transit and…

No. Barry Bostwick was big. I am sick of tiny little actors. Lift all you want, but if you're still 5'6", you're still fucking 5'6".

I attribute half of my sexual successes in the 1990's to that curiosity. And nice shoes.

One could always ask why, if we’re trying to destigmatize HIV and HIV positive people, his status would be news or cause for humiliation. Ignoring the fact that he obviously didn’t engage in many safe practices or safe drug habits, he contracted HIV from contact with somebody, who is still anonymous. We want people to…

He meant to type “incompetent”, but failed to notice the auto-correct.

Do your utmost to lose consciousness. It's about ten hours, so whack down an ambien just prior to boarding. Get up, eat breakfast, get on with the day.

If the general agreement is that we want to “mainstream” LGBT folks, and the T people seem to regularly have a rough time of it, how could anything be gained by appearing on that show? She’d be nothing more than an object of fun or worse, a physical curiosity.

Also fine.

Look, the Mets just suck. That’s the whole story, man.

The Giants and the Cowboys could go 0-16, alternating every year, and I'd be cool with it. C'mon, that would be awesome.

Dammit! Ruining!

Lots of ways to play that...obviously, the women have to be a certain level of “hot” to get on the show. If we follow current thinking, “hot” is essentially personified by semi-emaciated women with big-boobs and a fondness for cheek-baring swimsuits. It also helps if they appear only vaguely familiar with civility and…

Oh, please...oh, please...

Philly-we hated you first.

That guy has never used any form of “equivocate” colloquially in his life.

Mice. Live mice. A lot of’em.

You appear to have some strong feelings. I’ve always had a soft spot for the Brown’s, I guess that'd be nice.

Married a Spaniard. The Spanish can drink and do drugs on par with any Glaswegian. They just start later in the evening.