I want someone to do Bjork so badly. Pagan Poetry pearl wedding dress Bjork, Biophila wool wig Bjork, Who Is It bell dress bjork. I would even accept swan dress Bjork in a pinch.

Good point- as unfiltered as most of the queens are, I can understand not wanting to talk about that stuff with cameras rolling.

April!

Is it wrong that that made me like Kandy Ho more than anything else she's done on this show?

*Max looks at floor, rubs temples, wrinkles nose*

How was this episode not called "Rushomon"? MISSED OPPORTUNITY.

I think she's improved a little bit, but not as much as the panel/editing are pushing. IMO, a big part of the Pearl backlash is a backlash against how hard the show is positing some kind of grand Trinity-esque redemption arc. It's not Pearl's fault, but it's frustrating to see someone do 10% better and then have Ru…

IIRC, the perfume-directing redhead was Aubrey *Something* who is famous for being in Playboy (according to a post here- I had never heard of her), so the Venn diagram of RPDR fans and people who know who she is is two non-intersecting circles. The only good thing about her as a judge was watching everyone else on…

No fucking way. Well, maybe we'll finally get to see her twirl jump and kick (or whatever she promised) in a lip synch next week.

The text! Parents who think their sons are straight don't send "I'm just so happy you'll be married to a WOMAN someday" texts.

At it least it seems like her "redemption" arc is completed. I didn't buy it this week any more than last week, but I'd be happy if it meant Ru's done pushing this.

One of my favorite things last night was Violet's defensive response to being named shadiest queen: "Everything I said came from a place of humor or truth". Translation: I only told you your music video concept was stupid because it was. I only told you your wig was gross because your wig is really fucking ugly.

I love Ross, for both that and "I feel like we're dating!"

I thought I was the only one who was secretly obsessed with this movie. I lived for Ru's "NOW a warning?!"

I thought it was great- well thought out and well executed. She had barbed wire wrapped around her!! How do you criticize JDF and not say a thing to Kennedy "Oh, when you said to create a death look, you really meant it?! Oops!" Davenport.

Exactly- that's why I love her sooooooo much!

I think Adam Lambert might also be in the pick up category. At least in my dreams, where he and April Carrion are getting married on a beach in Puerto Rico this June!! Their eye makeup will match the freesias in her bouquet!

I really, really hope that Michelle's house is just covered in cleavage art. Floor to ceiling.

She tried to turn it around last week in Untucked with "I just turn really mean without my husband around because he's so good and I miss him sooooo much!!" but I don't think that's enough to make up for the endless stank attitude.

Wait- Wolsey is thin in this?! I agree- that's a crime. The opposite of real Wolsey, the opposite of Mantel's Wolsey. Please tell me they at least made the Duke of Norfolk thinner…