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I won't miss Jasmine and her nasty attitude, but let's remember her major contribution to this season: her 5 minute description of butterflies coming out of cocoons in episode 1. Major props to Ru for keeping totally silent and drawing the moment out as long as possible.

For me, what grates is the tone. Not knowing Macbeth is one thing. Proclaiming that you don't know it in a "whatever, it's dumb, who cares" tone is something else.

Milk's angry about the beards, Bendelacreme is mad about missing the mini-challenge.

You really cut down on luggage space with crop tops.

Having promised that, she should have picked a dress she could deliver in. When Ru tells you your team performed the worst of any team in 7 seasons (including Lena Headey lone clap team from last season), you should be prepared to lip synch.

Yeah, when Gia Gunn is trouncing you at trivia…

I only remember Kandy Ho from her nasty attitude in the first episode.

"All these young queens don't know anything about DRAG!" is just as tiresome as Serena Cha Cha's "I've only been doing this 6 months but I'm going to change the face of drag FOREVER with my art degree!". Everyone can learn from everyone. Calm down, Beyonces.

I really enjoyed Violet's "Why was I picked last again?!" while giving the stankiest stank face ever on RuPaul's Drag Race.

You guys, Pearl doesn't even own a Macbeth.

THIS. I was looking forward to her lip synch based on that build up and then- she spun around a couple of times? With her arms in the air? If you promise dancing and twirling and kicking, deliver dancing and twirling and kicking! Don't be a Mariah!

I watched it a few weeks ago and found it a lot less funny that I did when I was a teenager. Something about his smug, "everything is stupid and other people's beliefs are dumb" act doesn't age well.

Written by Seth McFarlane. Featuring Nick Kroll.

I enjoyed him as the George character on Seinfeld's show-within-a-show, Jerry. Also, whenever I see Piven, I think of Elaine's "YOU'RE BALD!".

This show is terrible, due largely to Piven. His character is a smarmy asshole who occasionally puts on an unconvincing earnest face to give an unconvincing earnest speech, and the show expects us to unreservedly love him despite the fact that he's awful. (Let's just say that this version of Selfridge is right in

In my last interaction with Comcast, they wanted me to sign a 2 year contract with them to get cable/internet. I was thinking of upgrading my plan so I could watch The Americans on FX and they wouldn't let me pay them $30 more per month unless I signed a contract. I couldn't stop giggling at the total insane

No- to be clear, Violet is still light years from Phi Phi or Roxxxy territory. But it's just like- why? Why would you choose to start down that path, when you've seen how badly it's gone in the past?

Everyone knows that putting both eyelashes on evenly is NOT REALLY DRAG and makes you A DUDE!

It's also a hard show to "play the game" on. I mean, you can learn to sew, and think very carefully about Snatch Game in advance, and know to leave the green dresses at home so Michelle doesn't give you the stink eye. But most of the lessons from RPDR are along the lines of: be smart and witty! Which isn't really a

That was bothering me ALL DAY! Of course- Wynonna!