I'm just picturing the over-it rodents who kinda apathetically help her. Like, instead of Cinderella's adorable chubby cheeked mice and twittering birds, Adore has a couple of rats who half-heartedly run a comb through her wig once and then shrug and take a nap.

Some British show about gay dudes who share giant lofts? And have lots of sex in said lofts? I think there may have been a subplot about loft insurance.

Yes, poor Dida Ritz, always getting called out for her wigs. I half wonder if they edit out some of those runway responses, because yeah, you'd think someone would say "I didn't pack that. I'd change it if I could but I can't!"

Probably that secret Canadian superpower- asking nicely. I'm jealous. I'm going to do the full "Paul Rudd picking up the fork in Wet Hot American Summer" production when I have to got to World of Wonder's youtube page.

I dream of a half hour special where they put all the "but at least I'm the prettiest!" queens in a room together and see what happens.

And Michelle's slow-mo figure wag (with 3 inch Lee press on nail) is very giffable.

Somehow I got the sense that everyone else's was fake. I could be wrong though- I spent a lot of the runway trying to tell if that really was Alaska.

I thought it was hilarious how Logo blurred everyone's bits. I can't decide which is funnier- blurring Violet's actual chest or every else's painted boobs.

Urg, I'd forgotten about the fur.

My mental crib note was:

Comparing anyone to Laganja is pretty harsh. It's like the Drag Race version of Godwin's Law. The nuclear option!

I think it's just tough with that many queens. Runway takes longer, judging takes longer. I'm in the minority but I actually like last year's premiere format. The first few weeks are such a blur of people you barely remember. I thought splitting them into two smaller groups made it easier to get a sense of…

I want that now, please and thank you. David and Amy as Snatch Game players!!

Somewhere in New Jersey, Carmen Carrera just put her fist through a wall.

Haha- yes, I had the same reaction to Michelle's costume remark. BENDELACREME, NEVER FORGET! And seriously, she has to let go of the green thing. At least the other judges seem ready to take her on for some of this shit.

I loved Max!! I feel like we're all one step closer to Bette Davis on Snatch Game. (Please!)

Because Logo has so much going on- how could they spare half an hour for what is probably one of their top rated shows? Why, Logo- why are you making me watch things on YouTube like a middle schooler?

I think you mean black horse.

Pearl seemed a lot like Milk 2.0.

Seriously. Youtube? Huh?