Morello does have the bear. It's possible they could use that as proof, though that doesn't fit with the criminal justice system we've seen in the rest of the show. I can't imagine anyone at Litchfield undertaking that investigation.

It's a good thing that Morello didn't freak out on her when Nicki told her that Christopher had never visited and had definitely moved on.

I could see this- Morello's sister is still in denial about how serious the problem is, and hoped that telling her about the wedding might put an end to this once and for all. (She's probably had years of obsessive Christopher-centric phone calls.) It's not a good decision, but we've also seen that Morello's sister…

At the very least, she has some serious impulse control problems.

But is it THE SIZE OF THE CHRYSLER BUILDING!!!?

I don't have a problem with people preferring other queens to Courtney- I was rooting for Bianca, too. I was responding to some of the Courtney-bashing I've seen, which I thought was a bit over the top. Part of that might be because of how strong this season was. There wasn't a lot of dead weight, which I think…

Agreed- I'll miss this board until next season [back] rolls around. You guys are the best even if YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF DUDES.

Seriously- I wish we still had the old login system so I could be Four Dancing Ornacias today.

Agreed- "relying on pretty" isn't fair. Carmen Carrera was bland. Vivienne Pinay relied on pretty. Kenya didn't offer much besides fish. Courtney was a strong, well-rounded queen who got overshadowed by larger personalities, but that doesn't mean she's one note or untalented or boring.

What broke you? Was it the moment where she said "THIS IS ALL REAL!!" while gesturing at a neon green tornado hairdo and bronze studded epaulets with gold fringe?

It's about what you'd expect it to be (before you read this article). Women come to buy white princess dresses, dresses are tried on, women are subtly pushed to spend a lot more than the already insane amount they were planning on spending, then they find "the perfect dress" and everyone gasps and cries and hugs.

Great minds, Scrawler- I was just about to post about that book, too, and that exact phenomenon: needing a big expensive princess wedding to prove to yourself and everyone else that your marriage is a big life event. Mead also tied it to the rising divorce rate- that a giant, financially insane wedding is something…

Same- I've been waiting for this break for awhile. I even remember there being comments about possible schizophrenia on these boards in past seasons. Remember the whole "I'm an alien" conversation, and Ginsberg reiterating that that was literal, not a metaphor?

Nooooooooo!!! I'm going to do a sad Bert-wheel.

Did anyone else find themselves chanting "PRISCILLA WIG! PRISCILLA WIG!!" alone to themselves in their apartment at 10:28 last night? Just me?

Me too. It took me til the end of the episode to admit to myself that there was no "bring someone back!" stunt this season and that Dela was gone for good. Hopefully she and April will both be back for the next All Stars season.

It's a good idea. Though you need actual, reasonable people steering the ship for it to work. I'm pretty sure there's nothing out there that could scare Dina or Michael Lohan straight.

She's no longer employable on large studio movies because no one will insure her. It's not just a cost overrun that's expensive but manageable. You burn an insane amount of money keeping a crew waiting til 4pm every day. It's the most amazing part of this, that no matter how big a star you are, once you fall below…

Trying to be positive now that both my black horse and Dela are gone… The puppet show reminded me of one of my all time favorite RPDR moments: PhiPhi reacting with bitter defensiveness: "That puppet looked nothing like me."

That's been true all season.