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I'm still lobbying for "Little Lord Gaga" to become the standard. (I'd hat tip whoever came up with it, but I can't remember who it was.)

Speaking of the leopard outfit: based on the Untucked opener, wasn't this the episode where Ben said "I'm NOT going home!" Did I miss something? My tivo may have clipped the last minute.

Joslyn didn't win the challenge??!?! [Sets trash can on fire, flips over a cop car while yelling "BLAAAAAACK HOOOOOOORSE!"]

How dare you!! She has a tattoo of Missy Elliott!! She clearly lives and breathes rap in a completely authentic way!! You really hurt her, both with this and some other thing you said sometime, that she'll remember eventually, if everyone just calms down and gives her some time to think.

Please. PLEASE. I'm so over the "I hate myself so much that I have to turn it outwards" vibe that a lot of the plus size contestants have had. (Which I always think of it as "Delta Work Syndrome".) It's sad, and it makes me uncomfortable. What I loved about Latrice (one of the million things) is that she didn't

This. DeLa's still my favorite, but I wish she'd let this roll off her a bit more. At least she engaged with it when the other queens called her on it. Darienne was just nasty. I'm having sad Delta Work flashbacks.

I'm pretty sure she was crying somewhere off camera because the other three were taking her spotlight while she wasn't there.

I read it more along the lines of what Ru told Tammie Brown in the epic "Walkin' children through nature" throwdown in the S1 reunion. At a certain point, you have to believe in yourself and your style, and know that you're fabulous despite what anyone says. I read Milk's defensiveness as "But I don't know if I

No, that one's a bootable offense.

For Heaven's Sake is my personal favorite. I love the bit where Harold gets an entire dive bar full of toughs to chase him into a church service. And nothing screams "1920s!" like the actors playing the toughs. Lots of missing teeth and noses that got broken and never reset.

They have. Carmen kissed him while lip synching IN SPANISH! during the LSFYL. He was thrilled. It was the best thing ever.

She described one of her more glam looks as being inspired by La Dolce Vita- one of her Bitch Ball costumes, I think.

Or Yohnson.

Right? I kinda felt like Milk could have knocked it out of the park if she'd done a feminine version of Ru's workroom look. Lady paint. Padding. Tailored woman's suit. Heels.

And she wouldn't brush her hair, if she were wearing unblended lip liner, socks and stripper shoes and going to the Tony's pregnant.

It's true, but there are a lot of distracting queens that suck up attention. Courtney seems witty, even tempered, reasonable and grounded, which isn't going to get a lot of screen time with Laganja, Gia, and Adore in the room. Once Laganja takes her endless breakdowns and bottomless neediness and sashays away, there

I loooved Kristen Johnson, though I get how others might not. I also loved Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Juliette Lewis (Jiggly face, yelling into Michelle's boobs), Kelly Osbourne, Natalie Cole, and Johnny Weir.

Joslyn is my Dida Ritz of this season. I know she's young, and not quite up to the level of the top queens, but I loooooove her and would still kinda like to see her win, even though I know she's not going to.

Yes. They should get brunch together, and spend the whole two hours talking about how pretty they are, how the other girls aren't as pretty, how fishy they are, how the other girls aren't as fishy, etc on a loop. Then maybe they can do an old-movie style mirror routine.

Like a lot of other aspects of Laganja's personality, it seems like a checklist she's running down.