You know, Woodstock happened because two college grads advertised in the Wall Street Journal that they had a lot of money and were looking for something to invest it in. Seriously.

She was one of the naked women on the Robin Thicke’s rape-y music video

Uhm, you DO realize that the Property Brothers have their own line of products at Lowe’s, right? I mean, sure, no magazine, but still

Forgive me if I’m getting this wrong, but if juice is the liquid phase of a fruit (and all solids dissolved therein), then juice should contain pretty much the same nutrients as the fruit itself, minus the insoluble fiber.

You know, everyone says that they wanted more Master Chief, but instead we got more Nathan Fillion. (This is a good thing)

Oh you know that’s what would happen if they showed up on Chopped.

Even if it was the Appetizer round.

Totally completely and utterly OT, but Faith Salie, Mo Rocca and Charlie Pierce would be my dream panel if I ever got on Wait Wait.

So kinda like Nathan Fillion?

Is she related to Biggus Dickus?

No. Never snipe in airsoft. Travel time for the bb’s is too long, which means you have to really, really lead. There is a substantial dearth of quality airsoft sniper rifles available, with most being sub $200 hunks of junk that can’t hit a soda can at 30 feet.

Also, most milsim’ers that I know are a bunch of…

Yeah seriously. Or his education policy.

Free college for all (white people)! Free college only helps those who can get admissions in the first place and aren’t being failed by underfunded and neglected schools.

Of course he does! He just believes that women’s healthcare problems can be solved with more (female) orgasms

Yep!

brief reminder: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe’s_Law
(a little /s never hurt, not that it was difficult to discern in this case)

“change the course of America in ways that are biblical.”
Since when have “Biblical” events ever been good?

I feel like they could allow him to check it if it can be verified as uncharged.

I mean, the problem with lithium packs catching fire is that they are moving current too quickly for the built-up heat to dissipate, correct?

Huh... You’re right. Sorry for the assumption, I’m used to “religious victimhood” types being Christians. Plus it was parroted by Fux and a bunch of rightwing christian blogs.

Sorry everyone. Can’t get excited about it. It’s Chuck-Fucking Lorre. You know that, despite Kathy Bates, it’s just going to be to stoners what Big Bang is to people with IQ’s over 110.

I was going to say, at this pace, Waze will have to add a symbol just for her

Has he pulled the whole Mayim Bialik “persecuted christian” schtick because the rest of the cast doesn’t appreciate evangelizing on-set?