1) Ishtar Commander. Much better inventory app.

2) Doing the Zavala bounties is the fastest way to raise your light level above 385. Most are pretty simple, except the Rampage medal one. Too many players who memorized each strike now means that it’s hard to get 9-kill streaks.

Underage drinking, cheating on homework, prostitution...

Sing it with me, “One of these is not like the others, one of these things just doesn’t belong...”

According to Watchers on the Wall, they filmed a scene where Jon and Co. go north of the wall to capture a Walker, and that Cersei joins them at Dragonstone to (supposedly) negotiate and join forces against the Night’s King.

Also, ZOMBIE ICE DRAGON!!! (Night’s King kills either Tweedle Dee or Tweedle Dum, and turns…

*an

(I’m not sorry. The door was open, after all)

Maybe they should have relocated to a different Georgia city.

It could have been the Savannah Sphincter instead

Shoulda done the Flayer cloaks

Oh please. Cayde making a goofy speech does not make for Borderlands. Cayde-6 is literally the only funny character in Destiny.

Compare that to Borderlands, where almost every character is crazy and all of them are hilarious.

In the screenshot above, is there a reason why 2B’s sword is held on her ass?

“to a place that is for fucking and not for eating food”

Oval Office? 

Dude. I have 13 cousins on one side of my family. There have 6 weddings on this side since 2009, and one of my cousins has been a bridesmaid in ALL BUT ONE.

Conversely, my former roommate was a bridesmaid at a wedding where the bridal party was selected based on their abilities to do hair, makeup and nails.

Is there any data on whether or not the pay gap holds up in the Federal Government?

Curious because the Feds use the General Schedule pay scale for white-collar employees that specifies pay grade based on job type and education level.

If it does work on the Federal level, implementing a GS-type system in corporate…

Honestly, I don’t think CGM needed to call the cops. She shoulda just opened the door and started flipping around a butterfly knife a la Kickass (skip to :35 or so)

Actually, a tortilla is an omelette made with potatoes.

what about calzones?!

The Awoken would like to have a word with you about that...

Do you have any peer-reviewed literature on the low salt/high blood sugar connection?

Not saying that as a challenge, my parents try to reduce their salt intake as much as they can, but my dad still has high blood sugar despite cutting out most sugar and carbs from his diet aside 1-2 glasses of wine a night.

Yo Dawg,

I heard you liked acronyms, so we put a bacronym into your acronym...

Will they have time to explain why they have to explain?

My Sarah passed away in 2015, and I still expect to see her coming down the stairs whenever I visit my parents’ house

My Ellie did the same. Pretty much single-handedly (pawed-ly?) got me though HS.