Don’t even need multi-vitamins

Let’s go back and see what Mitch Hedberg might have to say about this (adapted for this topic)...

“I can’t tell you where I’m staying, but there are two trees involved....

They had a meeting to name the place. It was very short.

‘Let’s name this place ‘something tree’

‘Single Tree’

So, perhaps, it might be worth pointing out that uhm... well...

Please... Everyone knows the prettiest horse in gaming is...

Actually, on that note, there’s a web comic geared towards Marines called “Terminal Lance,” that shows up on my news feed (not a Marine, just have a few acquaintances who are/were). One commentor posted “So when will they [the victims] be punished for taking nudes?”

Thankfully, the guy who does the comic replied with…

I don’t think they really qualify as “musical”.

Not just that, but these plaintiffs have better legal standing than the CREW lawyers who filed the other lawsuit

At least she didn’t react like this...

We sure found out that one this week.

And in revenge, I think every one of those Marines in that group should have to be reminded that they’re part of the Navy.

Didn’t a Bayer scientist also isolate/synthesize LSD?

Why would you heat up a bolt to loosen it up?

Heating up metal causes it to expand, which means that if anything, those bolts would have been held in even more tightly.

On top of that, let’s add a few other reasons why heating a steel bolt to red-hot in order to move it is a bad idea:

1) red-hot steel is weaker than…

I was going to say how Harry Reid (D-Umbass) and the State of Nevada blocked Yucca Mountain because (and I really, really, am not joking about this...) the transport casks to used were not proven to be impervious to “Repeated air-to-ground missile strikes”

Actually, it can be quite an effective lubricant due to its relatively low viscosity and surface tension.

The biggest problem with many industrial lubricants is that their high viscosity makes it hard for them to reach the internal surfaces. WD-40 doesn’t generally have this problem

Fact: WD-40 reduces friction between two surfaces.

Therefore, it is a lubricant.

QED, asshole.

Your argument is akin to saying “Aspiring is a pain reliever, not a heart medication!”, which is contrary to the fact that aspirin is, in fact, prescribed to prevent heart attacks and blood clots.

That was what happened to me in the beta.

Answered your own question there, buddy.

That’s even worse than that one Royal Pains episode where the PowerFinanceBro gets impaled by the pedal spikes in the back of his calfs

I just wanted to point out a connection that was noted at Slate (but made by Brennan himself):

Better than the Pledge of Allegiance.

Are you sure that wasn’t from Book of Mormon?

Also: My cousin (luckily the only one of 14 that I dislike) is a missionary who pretty much does exactly (this is also why I dislike her).