I just want to point out that DRL have never once made me say “you know what? I never would have noticed that otherwise”

You should be. Look at who you’d be taking with you

Judging from the posters and promo art, the main character looks like his name is “Heralt of Ribia”

So FFXV went to the Far Cry 2 school of Fast Travel Systems?

Good to know. Definitely not getting it now.

Jesus, Nathan. This is what New Game+ is for.

At least you didn’t get chained naked to a bed while expecting a threesome.

you mean the assassination of him, a sibling, and a long string of misfortunes visited upon his heirs, up to and including dating Taylor Swift?

Well, maybe now that Trump is president, he can ease the FDA drug approval process so we can finally get Fukitol(R)

The webcomic Questionable Content kinda beat you to it...

Jellyfish stings

The gameplay was fine.

It was the comically evil fascist enemy that first annoyed me. I get that they have to give the player a reason to kill the enemies, but all they had to go with was “Mars wants to conquer Earth.” They just added so many stupid details, especially in the post-death quotes. And don’t get me…

HA! My high school’s Mock Trial team was all lacrosse guys and cheerleaders, except for me. They asked me to join because I was varsity Speech & Debate and I was the only person they knew on the debate team. As you might expect, it lasted 4 weeks before they got tired of keeping up the pretense that they were there…

The high school that I went to was, while I was there, one of the best open-enrollment public high schools in California (so yeah, probably wasn’t normal high school experience).

I could tell you many things about this school. Such as how Howard Zinn was required reading for AP US History.
Or how, due to the sheer…

Definitely not for his voice. Have you ever heard him speak? He sounds like me mouth-sexed a can of helium.

Nope. According to Actual Sean Spicer, Trump “Doesn’t own a robe”

THEN GTFO N00B!

/s

I’m starting to worry that I’m getting elitist... I kinda balked when you said that it only has a i-5

Not just the cast of Girls, but the high-level showrunning staff as well (directors, producers, etc...)

Personally I’m hoping that Joe Biden re-wired them on the way out

True. The original name of the genre was “hillbilly music.” Actual official title.

When Westerns became popular though, Hillbilly Music singers dressed up as cowboys knowing they could sell more albums than if they looked like the cast of Deliverance.

By the way, this isn’t some random crackpot theory. This is…

I dunno. My best friend’s parents got him a 2-seater for his first car specifically because it didn’t have a back seat.

At least in a minivan there is space.