“Paved the way...” maybe Lizzie Grant should’ve been a comedian instead of a dreary singer.

She’s a Jew.

um...yall know that if she was black and told the cop she had left her kids at home alone...

Uhh, isn't being able to shop with a mask perfect for buying private stuff!

They are literally in Miami, Florida, where a sizable portion of the population have ties to Cuba, PR, Venzuela, or other Spanish-speaking nation.

I saw this this morning. It’s basically a commercial for the supermarket - they’re friendly and professional but take no shit. She was FURIOUS when the dude was cleaning the cart, just happy to be working because he’d been laid off from his bartending job, and she couldn’t fuck up his day with her bullshit.

Nothing screams elitism as wanting to go to Spain to learn Spanish lol.

HOLD UP HOLD UP... Andie’s got some fierce competition!!!!

That Andrea and Vicki are the sort of women who chant along to the Women’s March, but actually vote for Trump.

I seems like you have an agenda of some kind to push...gee I wonder what it could be...

White Privilege: The Essay.

Thanks, Damon. I read her article and I my body forgot how to keep rhythm and play spades.

Perfect observation. Reads just like an AITA post. And Andrea deserves 100% YTAs.

I swear, I might just make a Twitter account for these kinds of situations.  Not being able to read the responses is killing me...

I am assuming that her name is an alias because if I wrote something this vapid, tone deaf and self absorbed I would be fucking ashamed.

Is this a post on reddit’s Am I The Asshole forum or did she actually get paid to write it?

She needs to take her own class...

This sentence is epic: “Vicky picked us up from the airport and the four of us put masks on and drove to my mom’s beach house in Key Largo, an hour south of our house in Miami.”