Given what we know now, no one should be on speaking terms with Lena Dunham.

I was thinking that too, but also, if you have a standard timed session (I’m going to say 15-25 minutes), how has the time to do that even FOUR times a day, let alone six. At best that’s a full hour of your day, but broken up into 15 minute segments, which means you’re adding like 5 minutes on each side for getting…

Let’s be real, 3-4 times a night means he probably doesn’t last long enough to get it done in one round. I’m totally projecting here.

Yeah, if the FBI is looking for anyone, maybe just check her payroll. 

It’s becoming difficult to keep track of all the sexual predators in her orbit.

In addition to being a convicted sex offender the Us Weekly article also points out that he was convicted for manslaughter. It’s so cute that they’ve already chosen baby names.

Cervantes once wrote, “comparisons are odious.” Trying to compare suffering or declare a monopoly on suffering would be pointless. Clearly, you are doing neither here. Just making a point about the particulars of our history and suffering.

This troll sounds a lot like Bill Cosby. 

No one hand-waved away 150 years of oppression against Asians, Jews or any other group. That’s literal definition of whataboutism. If noting that anti-___ violence and sentiment is not the same as a system that explicitly codified the legal rape, torture and murder of one group of people is pretending it doesn’t exist…

But let’s not pretend Asians don’t face horrific racism.

...and yet it is still not “quite” the same. Don’t get me wrong - I don’t want them building prisons for your people specifically, or for Asians to wonder while they are praying if they will be bombed or shot to death (then said killer taken for a “treat”), I don’t want Asians brains blown out while in front of their…

Fenty coming for my coint all 2019!

You clearly do not understand how difficult (read: nearly impossible) it is to build a functional society when all the resources required to build a functional society have already been pilfered or walled off, leaving people in dire poverty and near starvation. Desperate people act on their desperation just to…

As a historian, I don’t know whether to be bummed or relieved that the question “Who was the worst president of the United States?” will no longer be a subjective question.

You mean the ones that white Europeans have spent the last two millenniums pilfering, raping, and destroying like a plague? Gee, I wonder why they’re infested shitholes....

A vegan, an atheist and a Crossfitter walk into a bar...

I got the idea to eat meat when I was a small child, finally able to eat solid foods, and my parents served me this thing called “meat” for meal times. Since then meat has been in most of my meals. Their parents did the same for them, as did theirs and so on.

You know my New Year’s wish for 2019? That vegans and vegetarians (a) stop telling us, with that smugness that we all know, that they’re vegan or vegitarian, and (b) people A just stop telling people B they need to eat like people A because, you know, we’re better than you.

That “truth”, according to the couple, is this: everyone should adopt a vegan lifestyle 24/7