WAITAMINNITUTE! It was my birthday, and you didn’t even get me a CARD?! I’m playing! Lmao. That was a sweet gift.

I think his voice is only “big” (“loud” is probably a better adjective) because, for some reason, people still broadcast it. Maybe if we ignore him, his ass will go away? Or at least find a quiet place within the fold of the rest of America’s idiots and criminally insane? I’m sure David Duke would love to offer him a…

Wow. This was absolutely gorgeous, Danielle. Gut wrenching, but beautiful. I’ve never read any of your fiction before, but now I hope for more!

...he told me he was taking slow sips of me, the way one does with a good scotch one wants to enjoy.

ummmm, you need to tag me or something when you get back. (can you do that on kinja?) anyway, we need to talk. i need details! ;)

you’re asking for me. and i love you for it... did we get an answer?

apparently not much... mariah was on the skids with me when she included a remix of “betcha gon’ know” featuring robert the rapist on her latest cd. then she brought him out at a show. i left her a comment about how as a mother of a young girl, she should be ashamed of herself and unfollowed her on insta.

i’ve never been much for afrofuturism (or anything science fiction related, honestly). i guess i’m too much of a realist/control freak? idk.

the only thing i can big up here is that both cole and phonte are brilliant storytellers.

the fact that you put the beyhive so far down on the list and had the audacity to compare them to the navy???

too bad he won’t put us all out of his misery and follow through w/actually dunking his face in a vat of tar.

Can we also talk about Kevin Hart, “the C*clap*E*clap*O’s” call for black people NOT to boycott Starbucks?

Damn. All this truth right here!

Or to care well for myself in general. My diet is just one thing on a long list of trash that my depression can be linked to. The energy and motivation to cook for myself, eat well (if I eat at all), etc. just is not there.

me either. i just like it with yams. the bitter and the sweet is a perfect combo, imo.

Monique strolling out the Ritz like...

I’m so proud of Malaiah! And so happy her dad gave her that phone for emergencies. <3 

i love it when the yam juice and the collard green juice collide. but that yam mac & cheese combo is a close second!!

Wow. I was nodding along, cackling at the meme, and all ready to cosign this piece until... you went off the rails with the leg slander. I love me some thighs (bone in, skin on, thanks!) But, GET YOUR LIFE! All dark meat chicken is good meat!