who is your team now?

Still the best baseball Dog

Dick Portillo has already scheduled his autographed photo shoot with him

He just made his grandmother frameous.

You took my idea and soared where only Eagles Dare. +1

Scott Boras

+1 gift basket.

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.

that’ll cost ya extra.

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

They’re not on speaking terms.

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

does she realize that she should pull her pants down first?

There were bullet holes on my neighbor’s house when the Tsarnaev’s got caught, because the gunfight happened up the street....

And I still stay fuck the Boston Strong/Watertown Strong stuff.

I didn’t do shit, I just hid in the bathtub so I wouldn’t catch a stray.

“Yah brah my cuz Tony’s former boss Mickey was roughed up pretty bad in it...so let me get in your face and tell yous about how BAHSTON STRONG I’ve had to be to overcome this extreme adversity.” - Jason98

Also can I say fuck “Boston Strong” too? Being in Worcester when a bomb went off and killed some people you have no relation to does not make you stronger. You’re still a douchebag.

I was so worried!

@BillSimmons

Hey, Drew.

I’m fairly certain the first guy to publish a scouting report on Andrew Luck was Gary Gygax.