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Thomas Cromwell
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How do you know that's his only moustache?

"I say Sherlock, we ought to take a sel-fie to mark this momentous occaision!"

Watson's moustache is wonderful.

Bendydick's Wankypatch

— Benedict cumming on self —

"Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many Scalias, maybe a thousand!"

Drone Strike, don't you mean one of Obummer's speeches?

Contempt… OF COCK.

His proposed solution. Isn't that right Obnoxious "MICRO DICK" Little Frog?

KIRK CAMERON SEEN RALLYING HIS TROOPS.

LET IT GO.

The Rock…

CTHULHU = AUDACITY

FROM THE WRATH OF GOD THAT DELAYED THIS MOVIE FOR 20 YEARS

They might be giant

The Megacorp that Killed Publishing

Jesus hates Californication.

More like Furry Road ;)

Does he also make you wear a Morrissey mask before you engage in humansexual antics?

I pride myself on my uncomfortable furry pun skills.