Y’all dumbass assing ass asses need to throw your monies at clavdio. Laces! You mumbled shit about laces, kind sir! The clavdio only has one shoe in the box but one is all you will need because it has enough laces for a family of 4....to boil up and survive three nuclear winters with.

Inside is a good to almost underratedly great piece of work. It’s a puzzle platformer wrapped in dystopia and a whiff of brutal realism. I’ve played it several times, at least once or twice a year since release. Not because it’s super fun but because I love the ending so much.

As a lifelong Radiohead fan, I wake up every morning asking myself if I will witness a video of Thom Yorke biting the face off of a young child refugee from a war torn country. Or worse. I can imagine finding out that Patrick Stewart ran a dogfighting ring during his free time while filming TNG. It's always likely…

You’d think that a looming recession(no matter how impactful) would be something that might hurt the looming Republican campaigns, specifically Trump’s. Well, no, this is almost perfect for him. He will roll over himself to assure America that only he can fix this, and that none of it is his fault. As we hear the…

GOP: people seeking abortions and the ability to govern their own body are the minority!

So basically all those states, including Puerto Rico should bend the knee to Trump lest they be forgotten the next time(likely later this year) they need disaster relief FROM A GODDAMN COUNTRY THEY PAY TAXES TO. fucking hell, disaster relief will become like health insurance is today, full of bullshit employed to…

Ohh fuuuuck Thomas with all the goddamn things we can fit inside of him!

If raging in a meeting was being extremely calm then I shudder to ask him what all-caps tweeting equates to.

The Republicans became irrelevant when they decided to turn their political party into a sports team, turned their backs on American sovereignty and collectively buried their backbone deep into the swamp of incompetent leadership.

Lmao, we came so far people.

Just when I think it's safe to assume Minecraft might go away forever...uggghhhh. lol jk I know a lot of people love it, I'm just like "Where's my augmented reality MS Paint!" Wtf Microsoft!

I'm a bit of a Terry Gross fan so whenever I see Gene Simmons I feel like punching things. Specifically things that look like Genes Simmons face. Mostly soggy bags of dog shit. With gloves on, of course. 

Oh gawwwd I’ve tried to refrain from commenting on barf bag for nothing other than personal moderation but fuuuuck these abortion bills popping up.

Trump doesnt have an issue explaining his personal losses as merely playing games with taxes and banks.

Take it easy Venezuelans, Captain Hindsight is on twitter watching very closely.

Joe Biden jumping into the race is a fucking disaster for the dems. If he wins nomination then the trump campaign will only employ hypocrisy and smear biden on his obvious problematic history. I will vomit with unbridled rage when i hear trumps attack ads on how biden has treated women. If biden takes the primaries,…

1) if Rep Steve King wants to impress us with his Jesus-ness then he should do us all a favor and throw himself up on a cross already. In 3 days we’ll launch his ass into the sun avoid contaminating the earth.

If trump is mad about his paltry 100m then he’ll be absolutely livid when an actual intelligent president who (hopefully) doesn’t tweet every hour on the hour has more followers.

Trump is always dumbing down his explanations on why anything is good or bad, to have him say it, something is either “VERY GOOD”, or “VERY BAD”. There is no breakdown from him at all.

Is there ANYONE left in our government who can sit this narcissistic fuck down and explain to him that “bitch, this isn’t about you” this has never been about him, its about the very legitimate concerns regarding the election process as it pertains to the ways that bad actors can influence not only the minds of our…