Unless you’re ‘surge increasing’ your workers pay during those hours fuck right off. 

Guess I’m not eating Wendy’s anymore.

so all the cool Kirby shit, then. Definitely not as iconic as making him a fucking cloud.

I dunno Zack, kinda feels like you’ve lost track of what joy is in general. Like, this is the kind of overreaction Kotaku used to mock back in its heyday.

I also consider myself to be a Borderlands fan. These photos look about like what I was expecting. It’s not clear from the article why they disappointed you. The vibe of the solo shot is “Lilith has an attitude,” which we all knew. And the vibe of the group shot is, “There’s something in that hole.” They’re not the…

Sorry, we’ve just received word that the full title of the movie will be Dr. Richards in the Multiverse of Bullshit

There’s no peril or dramatic tension, nothing has consequence.

They should have casted Chris Evans then absolutely refused to elaborate on it any further.

If you are talking about the picture of the astronaut in the upper left hand corner, that’s Ben Grimm before he turned into The Thing. In the comics, he was a test pilot and an astronaut before the cosmic rays. It’s also why he looks like Ebon Moss-Bachrach, the actor who is playing him.

Um... directly from the article?

1) Differernt writers, different opinions.

That’s a lot of wasted words just to tell everyone you’re a cunt.

Too bad that Cara Dune died already..

she noted that the idea that “you can be a hero and not come from anywhere” (from The Last Jedi) and “you can be a hero and come from literally the worst person in the universe” (from Rise Of Skywalker) are both “interesting”

I don’t know what this is in reference to, and I’m trying to figure out whether to hear it in Ted Danson’s voice or Tim Allen’s.

You honestly sound like a skinny bitch who saw a girl that had more muscles than you and had an existential crisis as a result.

Why are you blaming women? They should be allowed to work without fear of harassment.

I love that you posted this horrible take three times across two articles on the subject. It reminded me of this joke:

What a dumb, absolute shit take. 

Have you ever given any thought to becoming a good normal adult at some point?