You’re talking about Sisi, who also recently tried to say that conservatives are yelling about Assassination Classroom because they get off on banning things.

you’re right, I should have mentioned the other mainline zelda games that have come out since then

“Is there a Mrs Ganondorf?”

... What? It’s just Kotaku that’s horny, despite linking to different tweets, Reddit comments, and Tiktok videos? If you’re going to try to make fun of the website, make sure it actually makes sense.

I mean, the fucker could end cancer if he existed and he ostensibly just chooses not to, along with countless other horrific evils that plague countless innocent people, so I’m not sure straying from the sum’bitch is a problem.

You can’t understate how much Ganondorf being voiced by Matt Mercer plays into the meme as well.

Truly the hottest of the hot takes. Try not to cut yourself on all that edge.

I refuse to pay $70 for a game so I get the distaste, but the idea that this is a DLC packaged as a full game (before we’ve even had the chance to play it and see for ourselves if that’s so) is just baseless.

I’m so glad they’re done with this demise/calamity ganon crap. If Zelda was an annual or semiannual game I might understand switching up the villain to keep things fresh but it’s been over sixteen years since we’ve gotten to see Ganondorf in the flesh. There are freaking adults out there who were barely toddlers when…

Anyone calling this DLC needs to play Majora’s Mask for goddam homework and turn in a paper why they were wrong tomorrow.

I simply can’t comprehend the logic of watching this trailer and still calling the game “DLC”.

They mentioned the user was Chinese.  The article isn’t clear if that’s a direct quote, or a translated version, which could easily result in an odd sentence structure.  Also, again, they’re Chinese, so English is almost certainly a second language, which could also have the same result.  The hardest part of a second…

The fantasy is that workers will be treated properly and maybe don’t be nothing but a gaping maw of consumerism, blind to anything but your own hedonistic satisfaction like a leech.

Personally I don’t care. You can’t write about how the game industry is extremely exploitative, relies on cheap labor from outsourced studios, and games are too expensive and complicated to make and then complain that the technology to alleviate those issues should suddenly be ignored.

I don’t need every rock and tree…

Likely loses something in translation.

Just needs to be expanded slightly to ‘As a consumer, I hope there is properly compensated and respected human labor behind my purchase’

What a total clownshoee article that is 🤣

I’m more than inclined to believe that there was no actual “prank” and it was likely just straight up harassment at the minimum.

How you going to get something brewing if you don’t start it yourself?

I have no idea what the spell wheel would be in a tabletop game, and I didn’t catch exactly what he was saying, but I think he said something about a scroll. My first thought about the wheel was it’s a dispenser for material components, but when he’s messing with it he’s casting Shield which doesn’t have a material…