Goddamn it THANK YOU! What we should’ve gotten with Episode 9 was, “What if Vader killed Palpatine at the end of Empire Strikes Back and there was no third guy who was more evil that our two main characters could rally against in Return of the Jedi?” I don’t think Vader would’ve turned if Palps hadn’t threatened his…

“but he’s an entirely different character than he was in any of the movies.”

Nah, skip to triple-illegal and then it’ll be effective.

Cocaine is great, why are we mad at him for this again?

Looks like a decal of Tom Delong from the First Date music video above the “Petty Forever” sticker, as well.

“Maybe these birds really are just part of the artwork, a way to add depth to the visual. Maybe an artist put them there because the game features seagulls, so it made sense to add some tiny birds to this lovely sunset to make the image feel more alive and interesting.

I wonder if Nolan and Joy will hide a cool twist with some bullshit editing and cheeky writing like they did with Westworld.

*sigh*

This is a good thing, right? That the show can just exist without people screeching about it all the damn time?

It’s almost as if this isn’t just a gaming site.

Cut the wifi! Cut the wifi!

...Galacticus?

FUCK THOSE CRACKERS UP.

You’re thinking of Paul Reiser. 

Then leave it on, whiner. 

Yeah, not just normal bad, but UBERBAD.

My daughter asked for this once. Said it was a fruit drink she saw an ad for and thought it sounded good. I don’t know what ad she saw, but I specifically asked if it was an energy drink and she said not that she could tell.

“I’ve not enjoyed a Battlefield game since Battlefield 1"

Holy crap I thought you were being intentionally ridiculous but that’s an exact quote.  Yeesh. 

If you’re going to say something is “overwhelmingly, demonstrably false,” then you should probably demonstrate it. I can’t say I’ve ever known anyone to tune into gaming showcases to watch someone talk about games, but if you have overwhelming proof that I’m wrong, please share it. I can take the L.