*when someone mentions “Pike Place” and Ashley Johnson stars in the game*

“Twoster” is right there!

Uh...I just did Forgot Password and got an email from Rockstar that was in Russian. What...what do I do?

Reading the comments makes me wonder if I was supposed to be laughing at what I thought was satire? It’s not particularly good satire, but is it not satire at all? I’m confused. I was chuckling the entire time I was reading it because of how stupid it obviously was.

I understood “HP” to be Hit Points and thought you meant a car with more health isn’t necessarily faster. Which is technically a true statement.

What a dumb headline. He says he “has a pen mark” and asks for white stuff. He’s not asking for cocaine like you’re implying. He’s asking for white-out or a stain remover. Come on, man.  

My main issue is hitting my free space limit with an update and having to clear something off to make room for it.

I thought the “thirsty” part was because it’s supposed to make people want to “drink you up”? I’ve only heard “thirsty” in regard to how it makes others feel, not about the validation. Although that definition is relevant.

LOL your TL;DR was longer than your initial comment. XD

For the same reason we don’t call an episode of Seinfeld an ad because there are commercials in the middle of it.

Prince of Darkness is so gooooooood! Same creepy synth score and some sci-fi elements added into the end really did it for me. 

Did they answer that? I recall finding the place where they were together at the end of the movie and there’s nothing there except maybe some blood.

No, they took Garfield out of Garfield and made it 100x better. Now it just looks like Jon is a psychopath.

I feel like you’re maybe responding to the wrong person? I’ve only advocated for more parental involvement and responsibility (ya know, “doing my damn job”) and I’ve not once blamed anyone else. Just because I didn’t mention parental controls specifically (because we weren’t talking about that at the time) doesn’t…

“Because this whole, “they HAVE to have smartphones” argument is stupid.”

Might as well not get your kid a car, either. It’s dangerous! How could I ever trust my kid to not die in it?!

“if you’re so weak or lazy”

...okay.

Ya know what takes even more effort than telling your kid no? Actually discussing internet safety protocols with them as soon as possible. These safety issues don’t magically go away when they become an adult. Everything you teach them will still be relevant when they become old enough (in your eyes) to get a smart…

Every game last night: