Fake exhaust note pumped-in to an M3's cabin, sacrilege.

I can only assume that the appeal is old people orgies. Or some people just like explosive diarrhea and vomiting. Or both.

Build ships in non-US shipyards? Fuck you!

Can the dealers not just order one as a demonstrator vehicle then custom order one from BMW when someone wants one, like they do in Europe?

The car has never let us down

“The car is a 2010, but the interior was pretty immaculate, and felt as up-to-date as most current-model cars I’ve been in.”

Anyone who says “I bet you’re a blast at parties” is just telling everyone else they are intellectually bankrupt.

The US should do this to all lifted and coal-rolling pickups, but then not return them. It will be a net win for every American who has had to suffer through years of sharing the road with obnoxious pickup truck drivers.

Hot Take:

I’ve got a Roadster. The gearbox is fine, the clutch tends to be jerky at low speeds unless you turn the ignition on and off before starting. No, I don’t know why.

The first three-lug car that came to mind:

The Smart Roadster and coupe aren’t the only Smarts with three lugs. They all had them up until the most recent generation, which finally switched to four lugs.

3. He will crash into you.

Those pants aren’t gonna shit themselves, you know.

Especially driving 850 years before cars were invented.

eff all of that, shitty music blasting, all aids off, make sure the smartphones are pointing at you and take off with the power of a thousand suns

this is remarkably not accurate. 200hp if you are used to driving a total shitbox is a lot. Life, like speed, is relative.

Also, the hardtop seems to have a cut behind the driver’s door, which hopefully means there’s a “targa” option to remove just part of the roof.

Can I say it?

So it took parts of epically legendary cars, and ended up with a face only a mother could love? This is why people think BMW drivers are asshats.