Oh Joan was in for a shower of Ace Venturaesque proportions.

Oh Joan was in for a shower of Ace Venturaesque proportions.

While I'm definitely no GRRM fanboy, that line along with Dinklage's delivery is simply brilliant. Could well be the one thing I will remember about this show.

While I'm definitely no GRRM fanboy, that line along with Dinklage's delivery is simply brilliant. Could well be the one thing I will remember about this show.

As stated correctly in the review: more emotional investment. Even the Hound's heart wasn't innit.

As stated correctly in the review: more emotional investment. Even the Hound's heart wasn't innit.

I, for one, have found the zombie-front up north disappointingly wanting. They better start upping the ante over there. And I'm not talking about hot, photogenic softcore wildling sex either.

I, for one, have found the zombie-front up north disappointingly wanting. They better start upping the ante over there. And I'm not talking about hot, photogenic softcore wildling sex either.

Ballsy Tywin, get that. (Again, couldn't help myself.)

Ballsy Tywin, get that. (Again, couldn't help myself.)

He already explained: you Geeks of Throne whinging about your favourite show losing its Triple A rating for a week.

He already explained: you Geeks of Throne whinging about your favourite show losing its Triple A rating for a week.

Count me in. Working on holidays always brings out the worst in me, that's why I wholeheartedly endorse any B-rating of GoT.

Count me in. Working on holidays always brings out the worst in me, that's why I wholeheartedly endorse any B-rating of GoT.

While I'm ready to admit that faulty equipment might be part of the reason I had a hard time making out faces during the battle sequences I still found it odd that the lighting was really low even with the interior scenes.

While I'm ready to admit that faulty equipment might be part of the reason I had a hard time making out faces during the battle sequences I still found it odd that the lighting was really low even with the interior scenes.

Great job HBO wasting two thirds of all screen space with variations of pretty dark to pitch fucking black throughout the entire bloody episode. I'd rather have smaller yet discernible scenes than this murky make-believe.

Great job HBO wasting two thirds of all screen space with variations of pretty dark to pitch fucking black throughout the entire bloody episode. I'd rather have smaller yet discernible scenes than this murky make-believe.

At some point I really thought he'd gatecrash his own funeral Huckleberry Finn-style. The reaction shots would have been priceless. Well mostly Olivia Wilde's Oh face.

At some point I really thought he'd gatecrash his own funeral Huckleberry Finn-style. The reaction shots would have been priceless. Well mostly Olivia Wilde's Oh face.