hades: a mid hack-n-slash rougelike that gAmErS gobbled up because it was #queer. Can’t Wait for the sequel, lol.

just an idea you fucking toddler: don’t read the comments on an article recapping the events of an episode you don’t want to know about?

“you have to be a real s teir jerk to do this to people” is not how human beings with any survival skills whatsoever speak. grow up you fucking infant.

I can’t believe how stupid you dumb mother fuckers all are. Fuck you Sam, you illiterate moron. I’m so glad the world correctly doesn’t value the “work” that you do. 

illiterate.

the fallon staffers sound like a bunch of babies

comments like this are why i will continue to torture myself reading this shithole website

are you surprised by that? the only surprise in this article is avc flipping their usual posture against nolan and nolan’s reverence to the craft of filmmaking vis a vis  effects to add extra spice to this “take”

hey emma, i know you’re illiterate, but, had you actually read the interview de Bont did you’d understand the point he was making well-enough to better help whatever ai text generator you guys use at av club now to write a slight less shitty article. but, hey, you got to dunk on something online, that’s ten cynical…

you fucking weirdos need to go outside

i can’t believe nobody takes gamers seriously!

are you okay dawg?

are you okay dawg?

i just want to add that niko’s life in liberty city sucks because he adopts the life of a violent criminal having fled the life of ... being a violent criminal. 

oh word so you’re just immensely stupid. i wish it was a personal thing lol

kotaku mouth breathers don’t know tv actors and VO actors have different skill sets and that video games and tv shows have different economies of scale for narrative and character development? jesus christ go take a writing class at your local community college (or grade school) before you write 2000 bullshit words on…

counter point the steam deck is an expensive piece of shit

go touch grass you fucking weirdo

the author of the piece and anyone who is literate knows the CM didn’t sincerely believe or mean to suggest there is actually only one mickey mouse you dumb mother fucker

its actually very easy to distinguish and download the correct gen of a game, kotaku, kotaku’s readers, and gamers in general or just fucking breathlessly stupid.