also heritage auctions: “did you say WATCH? we got a game and watch for one billion dollars”

this movie looks fucking awesome and i feel bad for anybody too cynical and boring to not think so too

yes because it has slow mo kung fu.

VISA FUCKIN VI

Drake has no motivation to make thoughtful, crafted albums. Like Kanye, its better business to data-dump 20+ interchangeable songs that can fit in any playlist any algorithm Spotify throws at its listeners. This is the Final Form of Jay Z’s “I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man.” Its just too bad there’s no…

does spite make you feel better?

i’m too tired to read through the bullshit moralizing in the comments so i’ll leave the tldr version right from leah’s article:

i do this for kiiiiiiiiiiiids

i’m really sad for bonnaroo fans and especially folks who had already traveled, i hope they have a reasonable reaction to the tough decision by the fest to keep them safe

okay pumpkin!

lol that was actually a pretty cool comeback from such a waterlogged diptshit congrats vidikron7!

i just want that switch port so i can appreciate this piece

yeah, i mean if your life is in such shambles that:

is your point that buying physical media is living in the 1990s because i have bad news for you about how common buying physical media is in the 2020s lol

another glass of water enters the discourse

quantify for us exactly how much more convenient digital is? cuz if your time is so valuable that you can’t get off your ass to switch discs out of the machine maybe video gaming isn’t the right hobby

what is your life like that you have time to be shrieking in these comments but not enough time to switch discs or carts? how is a download any more “cumbersome” than getting off the couch and bending over to slide in a disc?

watch tho he becomes batman after this and WE’RE the idiots lmao

listen pumpkin i teach freshman english i’m familiar with bad (and bad faith) appeals to “argument” and i’m not on the clock right now so i’m not really in the mood to teach you, and i only care enough to insult you again as opposed to chaning your mind, but, yes, i don’t have an “argument” to make because your…

even worse than YE? I feel like there’s at least 10 good-ish songs somewhere inside DONDA