this article is like a madlibs for shit we should luanch into the sun. god almighty fuck crypto fuck streamers fuck twitch fuck faze and fuck us for giving them oxygen.

jesus dude, you didn’t have to tell the whole truth in that one comment.

every single new word i read about twitch makes it sound more hellish than the last, god, the whole culture of streaming and streamers is so bizarre and lame to me.

i’m talking more about micromanagement and in-game stress, not community/context/stuff like that

lol okay dork!

the catholic church: we are facing an existential threat as we struggle to attract new people to the church.

I’m glad for the culutral reassessment of Snookie. The JS Family Vaction seasons have, not without their flaws, been really good. Very rewarding for back-then Jersey Shore appologists. 

not gonna lie the absolute catastrophe this game has been really makes me feel vindicated for being a CDPR hater, god, what a mess.

this will be my first MOBA and I’m really excited for a low stakes entry into the genre

I mean, I was like 12 when Reloaded came out so I was very much the target mark for the action sequences, but I’ve always been sort of surprised by the push and pull of reassessing and asserting this movie is good, or this movie is bad. Bizarre. The movie’s got to be something special if we feel the need to keep…

I never said longterm content drops weren’t addcitive lol, I’m also not speaking hypothetically. If you aren’t getting anything out of your Animal Crossing experience you quit playing it. If MFs can cold turkey quit smoking cigarettes I think little nintendo fanboys can probably stop playing AC if they don’t like it!…

yeah I agree its a sad bummer you give so much of a shit about what I think on this issue, you pedantic little weiner. 

(1) I played the game for several months, I have an extremely good understanding of the game’s functions lmfao it didn’t cripple my point you goblin!

yeah this is really the whole thing, thanks for carrying the ball into the endzone, great article, really good point in your comments. glad this movie is able to push past the lowest possible interpretaion - the fox news red meat, because bradley cooper really is a revelation in the role.

Dawn of Sorrows was my favorite video game of that era and I’d love to play it again.

I for the life of me have no idea what you’re so upset with this one specific point, but wish you well on your journey to being a total and complete dweeb. Peace and Kleenex for all that crying you’re doing!

(1) So listen young man I know for a fact my video games don’t have feelings or sentiments, nor hopes, dreams, and goals, but, and stick with me here - sometimes people use figurative language or metaphors or, again, personifaction. Sorry oficer! I’m gonna keep saying my video games have sentiments!

in my comment i was using a rhetorical device called “personification”

look man I’m not going to tell you how to feel about Justin Timberlake, you’ll note I’m like commenting in vague support of something he did, so I’m not sure why you’re telling me how ‘not bad’ the dude’s actions are, there are more people with stronger convinctions you can have this fight with.

yeah i mean you’ll note with great interest i’m mad at myself, not ubisoft, i understand why what happened happened.